I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
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Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
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It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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