I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
Why am I always the sober one?
Cause you're the only one with any sort of self control. It's kinda your super power...
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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