i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
my phone vibrated itself into my puke bucket and literally sizzled. you'll have to reach me at this number for a while.
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Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
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She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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