Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
What did we do last night that was yellow?
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
I used a jello pudding cup as a shot chaser last night. I'm the Bill Cosby of alcoholics
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Randomize
