I only kidnapped one of them. chill
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
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dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
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Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
I had nothing but condoms at the checkout, then grabbed a pack of Orbitz gum and said "gotta protect from bad breath" felt like a boss
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