I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
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Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
I'm going to start referring to my liver is Livy. I feel like if I give it an affectionate nickname it will hate me less. Livy isn't ready for syllabus week.
I think we all know your liver needs a man's name.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
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Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
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