i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
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Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
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you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
I pour the whiskey from now on
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