He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
He dared you to draw a map of the USA on your wall in mustard. You drew something that vaguely resembled a velociraptor eating Oklahoma, got embarrassed because you forgot how to spell America, then hid out in the coat closet until everybody left.
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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