Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
just found out I caught the bouquet at the wedding. I win for being the drunkest yet most functional bridesmaid.
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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