gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
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