sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
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it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
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Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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