ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
Current status: so high that I'm unable to have coherent conversation with my mom, but still knew that when my dad said "shpritzy white stuff" I understood that he was trying to think of "whipped cream."
That text took me 10 minutes.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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