yo i stole a wine glass from the ritz but i spilled wine on my hundo dolla shirt
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
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I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
my being single is dangerous.
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
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I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
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