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"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
Stop it with the monkey emojis. It's like sexting with Curious George
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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