hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
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