We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
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someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
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I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
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