new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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