actually, I'm a sock model
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
Listen, Pinot Grigio got me pregnant. It can get you a boyfriend.
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he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
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i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
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