just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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