He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
im drinking this country out of the recession.
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
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So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
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I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
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