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Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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