As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
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