sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
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