I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
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I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
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Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
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