First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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