there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
not ubering you a puppy
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
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