I told a kindergarten student that candy canes are bones of reject elves.
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
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when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
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but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
I drank a fishbowl of liquor and next thing I know I'm sliding into Zach Galifinakis' DMs
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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