Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
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