Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
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Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
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As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
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