I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
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