i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
My vagina just clenched in fear
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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