You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Just made out with a pet sitter. His biz card says "even hamsters". Lowest point in my life.
I think I just saw someone hide a body.
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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