I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
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He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
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He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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