so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
I'm not sure what's more surprising, the fact that she said I reminded her of Danny Devito, or the fact that it got me laid.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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