Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
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I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
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I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
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