awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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