Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
I'm going to write a letter. It's going to say, Dear Every Girl Ever: Take some goddam initiative and wake me up with a blowjob and I will eat out of your hand. Love, Every Guy Ever
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
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My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
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Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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