am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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