honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
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my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
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He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
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