Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
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