yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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