Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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