i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
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All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
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I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
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