dude i'm inner monologue high
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
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Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
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I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
The gyno waiting room is so strange because the pregnant woman next to me is making a PowerPoint of her pregnant photo shoot with her husband and I’m sitting here trying to figure out from Instagram who I had sex with on Sunday lol
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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