First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
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