I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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