nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
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i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
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We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
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