Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
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This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
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So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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