adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
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Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
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The feeling are messing with the penis
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
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