So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize
