My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
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