You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
A drank guy in the ER just sang Trouble to me and when he sang 'Lying on the cold hard ground' he threw himself onto the ground and landed on the wrist he'd just broken. Thirsty Thursday is weird already and it's not even 5.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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