he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
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never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
just found out that she named her cat after me.
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I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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