After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
Drunk is not a location!
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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