Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
The smiley face on that pregnancy test is so damn taunting. It's like it's laughing at me for my poor choices.
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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